Monthly Archives: July 2007


My policy: When you’ve got nothing to write about, don’t write anything at all.


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How Housewives Keep Busy

My friend got me to sign up for one of the Cooking Classes at Williams-Sonoma with him. It sounded all right until I realized I was just going to sit there and watch a someone cook and then eat the results. More importantly, I would be paying $40 to just sit there and watch someone cook and then eat the results.

Either way, we signed up for the “Summer Desserts” class. The menu was Phyllo Ice Cream Cups with Summer Fruit, Cherry Clafoutis and Fresh Peach Ice Cream.

It was kind of funny. Me and my friend were (a) the only Asians and (b) the only ones under the age of 40 there.

The desserts were pretty good, especially the Cherry Clafoutis, but in all honesty, the recipes are pretty straight-forward and easy to follow. You don’t need to paying $50-$40 to hire a professional to stand there and show you how to make it. Well, maybe except the ice cream. But that requires buying an ice cream maker in the first place, which, in itself, is pointless unless you’ve got the time to sit there and churn ice cream…oh wait. I forgot. This is aimed at rich housewives. Silly me.

But hey, at least we got these spiffy print-outs and a 10% discount after the class. Which makes it all worth it, right?

And just because I’m a nice person, I’ll even give you the recipe of the awesome Cherry Clafoutis recipe. No, you don’t get the others because the ice cream one is too long and the phyllo cups are ridiculously easy.

Cherry Clafoutis [kla-foo-TEE]

Cherries are either sweet or sour. The sour ones, used for pies and jams, are seldom sold fresh. Sweet cherries ar the ones everyone clamors for when they first appear in early summer. The sweet Bing is the deep red-black cherry most often seen, while the Rainier, widely conisdered the sweeetest, is a bright red and sometimes gold cherry. Both are declicious and are just two of the many varieties available. Although traditional clafoutis is made with unpitted whole cherries, said to add extra cherry flavor, this luscious pit-free version does not lack for flavor but is a little easier to eat. (You can also switch out the cherries with peaches, plums, raspberries, blueberries, etc.)

3/4 lb. sweet cherries, pitted and halved
3 Tbs. dark rum or vanilla bean paste (we used the vanilla paste. I guess you could use vanilla extract too)
1/4 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 cup sugar
1/4 tsp. salt
3 eggs, at room temperature
1 cup heavy cream

Preheat an oven to 375°F. Butter a shallow 9-by-14-inch baking dish wit ha 2-quart capacity and dust with sugar. (Or you can just get little ramekins and not sugar the dish because it’s pointless). Tap out any excess (or just leave it all in because you want diabetes).

In a small bowl, toss together the cherries and rum and set asides. (or not, if you’re using vanilla paste/extract).

In another bowl, whisk together the flour, sugar, and salt. Add the eggs and whisk until the batter is smooth, Slowly pour in the cream, whisking constantly. Layer the cherries on the bottom of the prepared baking dish and pour the batter over the cherries. Bake until puffed and golden, 33 to 35 minutes. (Basically until the it doesn’t jiggle anymore)

Serve the clafoutis hot and puffed, or transfer to a wire rack and let cool to room temperature before serving. It will deflate as it cools but will still be delicious. Serves 6 to 8. (An added bonus is to serve sprinkled with powdered sugar and topped with whipped cream, ice cream, or, even better, crème fraîche).

[Adapted from Williams-Sonoma Collection Series, Dessert, by Abigail Johnson Dodge (Simon & Schuster, 2002).]

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It’s That Time Again

So, I’m technically not in NY at the moment, which makes this blog a LIE, a BOLD-FACE LIE!

But, I’ll at least keep my duty to remind those that Restaurant Week has come around again. Okay, so I’m a little late. Sue me; I’m in Georgia. At least you can still catch the 2nd half.

For those of you who don’t know, Restaurant Week is the time many high-end restaurants offer a prix-fixe (fixed price) meal at a considerably cheaper price then they normally do. $24.07 for Lunch and $35 for Dinner (+ the whopping 8.375% NY Sales Tax). Just look at their normal menus and you’ll know it’s a deal. Also, note that it’s only during the week, not the weekends.

And, NO not every restaurant in Manhattan is giving away cheap bites, only certain ones and for certain meals. So check the list.

Don’t fret too much if you miss it. Unlike Christmas, this baby comes around twice a year. Just try again in January.

I’ve browsed the list, and if I could, I would definitely choose to go to Butter at 415 LaFayette St. Not only because the name sounds so fattening, but because it actually lists the menu they offer for restaurant week. gasp! Is that honestly so hard to do??

But I digress. The website looks nice, the interior looks nice, but most importantly, the menu they are offering looks delectable. Makes me wish I were back up there now.


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Because Words Bore You

Eat pictures.


A friend invited me to see her Kumdo demonstration at the Atlanta Botanical Garden. Didn’t realize it was an Asian Fest.

It all worked out well because my high school art teacher recommended that I go see David Roger’s bugs.


Is it wrong to want to take good photos? All of non-artistic friends always get on my case about taking photos. yeesh.




Yes, it’s made entirely out of fruit: watermelons, cantaloupe, honeydew, and other stuff.


Fancy, fancy carving.


I would have taken more pictures, but I was busy helping my friend out. Though I came there as a spectator, I was enlisted to do their grunt work and DJ their music…don’t ask. Furthermore, it had just poured on the way there, then stopped when we got to the garden. HUMID HUMID HUMID.

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My Contribution to the World

Whenever I watch videos on youtube, I like to go through the comments and mark spam comments. Yup. Just doing my little bit to make the world a better place.

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After walking out on Transformers…

Friend: Go google Michael Bay’s home address.

Slim: Why?

Friend: So I can go kill him like he’s killed my childhood.

Slim: Shoot man, I’ll google map his address for you.

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