Nada

My policy: When you’ve got nothing to write about, don’t write anything at all.

How Housewives Keep Busy

My friend got me to sign up for one of the Cooking Classes at Williams-Sonoma with him. It sounded all right until I realized I was just going to sit there and watch a someone cook and then eat the results. More importantly, I would be paying $40 to just sit there and watch someone [...]

It’s That Time Again

So, I’m technically not in NY at the moment, which makes this blog a LIE, a BOLD-FACE LIE!
But, I’ll at least keep my duty to remind those that Restaurant Week has come around again. Okay, so I’m a little late. Sue me; I’m in Georgia. At least you can still catch the 2nd half.
For those [...]

Because Words Bore You

Eat pictures.

A friend invited me to see her Kumdo demonstration at the Atlanta Botanical Garden. Didn’t realize it was an Asian Fest.

It all worked out well because my high school art teacher recommended that I go see David Roger’s bugs.

Is it wrong to want to take good photos? All of non-artistic friends always get on [...]

My Contribution to the World

Whenever I watch videos on youtube, I like to go through the comments and mark spam comments. Yup. Just doing my little bit to make the world a better place.

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After walking out on Transformers…

Friend: Go google Michael Bay’s home address.
Slim: Why?
Friend: So I can go kill him like he’s killed my childhood.
Slim: Shoot man, I’ll google map his address for you.